Rent-an-Elf

Am beginning day two of an exhaustive job search, but am thinking of starting a company called Rent-an-Elf where you can rent me for the day and I’ll do pretty much anything that doesn’t involve actually removing my elf costume. I could tend bar at your next party, pick up your laundry, clean your tub or simply keep you company and your day would be made just a little more magical by the knowledge that it was an elf who did these things.

For now though, I’m updating my writing resume. Somehow, I forgot that I wrote this.

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